A comedy by Jeanne and Sam Bobrick​
Directed by Steve Phelan

Two couples, two generations, one weekend, one cabin…

A generational collision between two couples who’ve been double-booked into a weekend vacation rental provides laughter and a joyous look at marriage and happiness.

Auditions:
2:30 pm on Sunday, September 8 and 7:00 on Monday, September 9 at Cherry Grove United Methodist Church, 1428 Eight Mile Rd, Cincinnati, OH 45255.

Four Performances: December 5-7, 2019 at the Anderson Center Theater
Auditions will consist of cold readings from the script.

Cast:

Frank and Peggy, a married couple in their early 50’s.

Frank is stodgy and complacent—happy with his life and hismarriage, and not understanding why his wife has dragged them off to a cabin in the woods when they have a perfectly good house in the suburbs.

Peggy is frustrated and sarcastic. Not…unhappy with her marriage, but wishing Frank could be more spontaneous and romantic. Which is why they’re at a cabin in the woods.

Jill and Tony, an unmarried couple who’ve been living together for three years.

Tony is a handsome young man in his late 20’s. Affluent, and enjoying the good life. He’s single and sees no reason not to be.

Jill is an attractive young woman in her early 20’s. She loves Tony, and is reconciled to just living together, since they are having so much fun.

Questions? Email director Steve Phelan (steve[at]beechmontplayers[dot]org)

Beechmont Players, Inc is pleased to announce upcoming auditions for December’s production of Weekend Comedy.

A comedy by Jeanne and Sam Bobrick
Directed by Steve Phelan

Two couples, two generations, one weekend, one cabin…

A generational collision between two couples who’ve been double-booked into a weekend vacation rental provides laughter and a joyous look at marriage and happiness.

Auditions:
2:30 pm on Sunday, September 8 and
7:00 on Monday, September 9

At Cherry Grove United Methodist Church: 1428 Eight Mile Rd, Cincinnati, OH 45255

Four Performances: December 5-7, 2019 at the Anderson Center Theater

Auditions will consist of cold readings from the script.

Cast:
Frank and Peggy, a married couple in their early 50’s.

Frank is stodgy and complacent—happy with his life and his marriage, and not understanding why his wife has dragged them off to a cabin in the woods when they have a perfectly good house in the suburbs.

Peggy is frustrated and sarcastic. Not…unhappy with her marriage, but wishing Frank could be more spontaneous and romantic. Which is why they’re at a cabin in the woods.

Jill and Tony, an unmarried couple who’ve been living together for three years.

Tony is a handsome young man in his late 20’s. Affluent, and enjoying the good life. He’s single and sees no reason not to be.

Jill is an attractive young woman in her early 20’s. She loves Tony, and is reconciled to just living together, since they are having so much fun.

Questions?
email Director: Steve Phelan (steve@beechmontplayers.org)

Beechmont Players announces auditions for it’s summer 2019 show, A Nice Family Gathering.

A comedy by Phil Olson
Directed by Jeff Carter

It’s the first family gathering since Dad died, and he’s come back as a ghost on a mission; to tell his wife he loved her (something he failed to do during their 41 year marriage). The problem is, she can’t hear or see him–and she has a date for dinner!

Auditions:
When: Monday, May 13 & Tuesday, May 14
Time: 7:00p
Where: Cherry Grove United Methodist Church, 1428 Eight Mile Rd, Cincinnati, OH 45255

Five Performances: July 26-August 3, 2019 at the Anderson Center Theater

Audition will consist of cold readings from the script.

Characters:
Carl, The middle brother (30s-40s)
Mom, 60s-70s
Dad, 60s-70s
Michael, The older brother (30s-40s)
Jill, Michael’s wife (20s-30s)
Stacy, The younger sister (20s-30s)
Jerry, The gentleman caller (60s-70s)

Questions? Email Cathy Roesener (caroesener (at) gmail.com) or Jeff Carter (carterjeff (at) twc.com)

Due to inclement weather this weekend, an additional audition for Over the Tavern is scheduled for Wednesday, January 16. Auditionees are asked to arrive by 7P.

If you plan to audition on 1/16, please email the director Richard Zenk @ richardjoseph@gmail.com and list the role you are auditioning for. Auditions will be held at Cherry Grove United Methodist Church, 1428 Eight Mile Road.

You can read the play for free after registering with Playscripts.

Rehearsals begin in late March and will be scheduled weekday evenings and weekend afternoons at Cherry Grove United Methodist Church. Performances will be held at the Anderson Center, 7850 Five Mile Rd, Cincinnati, OH 45230, from May 3 to 11, 2019.

RUDY: 12 years old. He is a bright, curious young man with an active imagination. He seems to ask all the wrong questions causing everyone loads of trouble. His questions and remarks always come from his innocence, honesty and sometimes, frustration.

SISTER CLARISSA: 50–70 Like any good nun of the era she has a steady (and strong!) hand for disciplining young soldiers for Christ. Reveals her true love for children in the play’s critical moment.

GEORGIE: 13 years old. Though cognitively disabled, he possesses a jubilant spirit and an enthusiasm for each of his family members. Everyone should be careful what they say around him because he’s a little sponge who soaks up everything and sometimes repeats it.

EDDIE: 15 years old. Typical swaggering teenage boy. Loves his family but wouldn’t be caught dead admitting it. Hides his sweet nature under a tough guy demeanor. He is fixated on girls, girlie magazines and any impure thoughts that inevitably come with both.

ANNIE: 16 years old. She may be the oldest child but has no more figured out than her siblings. She’s somewhat shy and insecure and just wants a boy to like her. Though she doesn’t always say much it’s obvious there seems to be a lot stirring beneath her shy exterior.

CHET: The Dad. 40-50 years old. He has a hard time making ends meet and supporting his family. This sometimes makes him very frustrated, putting him at a distance from the family he loves.

ELLEN: The Mom. 35-45 years old. With great humor, energy, patience and love, she holds her family together. Though at times tired and weary, she can still summon the zest to dance a late night polka in the kitchen with her husband. And she’s feisty enough to snap a nun’s ruler in two when her kid is being threatened.

The director highly recommends that you prepare the following excerpts for your audition:

SISTER:
Act I Scene 1: “This is Mother….Baby Ruth.”
Act I Scene 1:SISTER: “Why can’t you learn your catechism…” to SISTER: “..in front of that crucfix.”
Act I Scene 7: SISTER: “Stand up, young man.” to SISTER: “…but it is up to you.” Skip Annie and Rudy lines.
Act II, Scene 3: SISTER: “I even demonstrated…your little bandaged hand.”

RUDY:
Act I Scene 1: SISTER: “Why can’t you learn your catechism…” to SISTER: “..in front of that crucfix.”
Act I, Scene 2: RUDY: “Please, please…Thank you.”
Act I, Scene 3: RUDY: “I know…Georgie sit.” to RUDY: “..When did I say this?”
Act I, Scene 7: EDDIE: “I drew a picture…” to EDDIE: “What?!”

CHET:
Act I, Scene 3: CHET: “So I started telling him…I”d been up on murder charges.”
Act I, Scene 3: ELLEN: Yes, you see, you and I decided…” to CHET: “…we live on beans and baloney.”
Act I, Scene 5: ELLEN: “I’m getting too old for this.” to ELLEN: “…like Rudy. Come here.”
Act I Scene 7: SISTER: “Stand up, young man.” to SISTER: “…but it is up to you.” Skip Annie and Rudy lines.

ELLEN:
Act I, Scene 3: ELLEN: “None of that junk.” to ELLEN: “So be a good boy.”
Act I, Scene 3: ANNIE: “Hi. No, no..” to ANNIE: “I think it looks pretty.” Skip Rudy line.
Act I, Scene 3: ELLEN: Yes, you see, you and I decided…” to CHET: “…we live on beans and baloney.”
Act I, Scene 5: ELLEN: “I’m getting too old for this.” to ELLEN: “…like Rudy. Come here.”
Act I Scene 7: SISTER: “Stand up, young man.” to SISTER: “…but it is up to you.” Skip Annie and Rudy lines.
Act II, Scene 1: ANNIE: “The other day…” to ANNIE: “..”I swear.”

GEORGIE:
Act I, Scene 3: ELLEN: “None of that junk.” to ELLEN: “So be a good boy.”
Act I, Scene 3: RUDY: “I know…Georgie sit.” to RUDY: “..When did I say this?”

EDDIE:
Act I, Scene 7: EDDIE: “I drew a picture…” to EDDIE: “What?!”
Act I, Scene 7: EDDIE: “I’ll clean the stupid….about s-e-x.”

ANNIE:
Act I, Scene 3: ANNIE: “Hi. No, no..” to ANNIE: “I think it looks pretty.” Skip Rudy line.
Act II, Scene 1: ANNIE: “The other day…” to ANNIE: “..”I swear.”